And I know all the games you play, because I play them too
A couple thoughts:
1. Last weekend I cooked and I slaved and I made my awesome macaroni and cheese to have with the requisite ham for Easter. I brought it to my Nannie’s house for consumption, and my immediate family loved it. They all said “MMM, Chris2fer, this is so good”, and “Wow, Chris2fer – what magic did you sprinkle on this to make it taste so heavenly”? And all the rest of the family tried it and left it on their plates. Huh? I know from hearing personal testimony that this is the best mac and cheese ever. I turned to my Nannie and asked her if she was even going to nibble just a tiny bit, and she said no – She doesn’t like macaroni and cheese. I said, “But I cooked it for you, Nannie” (Lie). So she said she would get some for later. I replied “Don’t take it if you are just going to give it to someone else or throw it away when I leave”. So she didn’t.
2. George Michael is coming to America to do a few shows, and he is coming to Boston. Oh My God. George Michael. I first said to myself (in my head) “I think I might be a little bit gay” when I saw him “shakin’ that ass” in the video for faith. Remember that? Good times. And I will be going to see George with my friend Coreyander. She is one of my oldest friends (length of friendship, not years alive. She’s not 80 or anything), and we have been listening to Mr. Michael together for eighteen years. I remember sitting on her bed in her little teensy room and playing “Listen Without Prejudice, Volume 1”. It was so sad and full of meaning. Tell me how to heal the pain, George. Whisper it into my ear. Coreyander is still in denial about G-man being gay. Whatev, Cors. Didn’t you see his shorts in WHAM?
Ok, wait. …Yup …Ew.
3. I am going on vacation! I haven’t really taken one since I started the blog, so I will not be posting (maybe) for a few days. Please remember me! I will return and I love you all! Don’t stop visiting. Maybe while I’m gone you can read through all the history.