Ready? Ok – “Make It Work”. Wow. That felt good.
It was a much shorter wait this time, but it was still an exciting event. Yes, last night… I’m trying to compose myself… last night… was the premier of… Oh, God… PROJECT RUNWAY! Yell with me! Yaaaaayyyy!
And here are my bitchy comments on the 453 designers of this season. Prepare for meanness.
Some of my favorite quotes from the night:
“Bring it on” (Joe) – Ok, Joe. You are not allowed to sat that unless you are Kirsten Dunst.
“That’s wack-a-doodle.” (Suede)
“<sniff>…<sniff>” (Blayne) – Hopefully ’cause of a cold, and not cocaine.
“You guys are a bunch of slackers.” (Tim) – Tim turns me on when he talks mean.
“It makes you want to vomit all over yourself.” (Cher’s sister). Me too, sister of Cher. Me too.
“Do I think it’s pretty? …NO.” (Michael Kors)
“That was just butt-ugly. That was horrible.” (Heidi)
Heidi’s dresses were so short that all the designers could see Seal’s “world”.
Daniel was talking about how he loved birds. You know there’s gonna be some bird dress.
It was awesome to see Austin Scarlett. He seriously made the most beautiful dresses in the history of this show.
Wesley obviously hasn’t graduated to big boy pants yet.
Keith is trying to tell the world that he “is serious, guys” with his ugly glasses. Just take them off. You’re a hot quarterback who can design clothes. Own it. Live it. Use it.
Kelli won, deservedly. Her skirt looked like a million dollars. Her top looked like 3 cents, but…
Stella should have gone home instead of Jerry. I could have made a better trash bag dress than Stella.
I am so happy to have this show on, and to flex my snarky comment muscles. More to come!